You know you have been in Dispatch too long when....

1. You talk back to the scanner.

2. You know what food can be reheated more then two times. ( spagetti is not one of them)

3. You know that caffine is not a drug but a vital part of the day.

4. the real crisis is that there is no more asprin.

5. you know that foamy cleaner kills everything

6. life or death decisions are made within seconds, however ask us to make a decision about what to eat for lunch it will take hours.

7.you know what the crews want before they know they want it.

8. you can watch entire movie with no sound.

9. silence is a blessing not a curse.

10. silly putty can keep you entertained for hours.

11. when you have to find out what the weather is outside by turning the tv to the weather channel

12. when you can complete your partners sentences and not realize you have done it

13. you know what car is going to give you problems just by looking at the board.

14. you know the true meaning a full moon.

15. when you can come up with a better pitch for the magic bullet then the tv.

.......more to come as the situation progress